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Only Fuckers Club
Hey! Cool skin huh? Yeah i knoe..haha! Modest mizzhaily is back! I dont knoe how to publish the title but its ok..though i like the title on the prev entry to show.."You're fired and hired, you're tired, you skinny fat fuck! Fuck you fuckin' fuck fucker!" Nice huh? Love it! Anyways, havent been bloggin' coz I've been bz livin' my own life rite now..So let me bring out all my teenage angst on this one blog that i have empirism few ordeals these few weeks..1-Went to blogspot.com to be greeted by blogspot website Chinese version. What was that all about? You want to show me how important Chinese language is to the society? How about showing me in Malay for a change. After all, i suck at the language and at least Internet should teach me something good FOR ONCE.2- You gave me 10 freakin' bucks just to let me sleep with you..Dude, I handle money at my workplace. And I knoe what MONEY is all about. And even though I would never sleep with you even if you offer me a million dollars, I tell ya..$10 is just an insult to my kind..What kind of a destitute attitude that attributes to the kind of poignant, or should i say pathetic rendition. You're lucky I'm at work. Or you would be sorry.Asshole.3- You bitches told me you wanted Long Island Tea to quench your disgusting throat. I made you Long Island Tea only to get a smacking right at my face that they're too expensive and refused an order. What the hell are you bitches doing CLUBBING HERE?? Just to get free entries, free music and constantly asking for ice water? FUCK Virgin clubbers. If you dont knoe how to club, please dont! Save the Singapore Clubbing Scene! It's becoming pathetic once you step into our club!4- While im werkin at the bar with you, somebody (a girl of course, or in my case, a slut) asked me to tell you that she tinks you're hot. And I tink you're too. Suck my pride to deliver her message. She got a flyin' kiss in return for her effortless blandishment. I got a 'pictureques' moments with you for this bandit. What the hell! You're lucky she's just some girl hoping to get you in her pants. Or she's next on my hitlist. Oh and btw, she doesnt have the blings to pay for a Long Island Tea..5- When you guys bumped into me somewhere in Singapore along the roads, in the MRT, LRT or any public transport and wanted to get to knoe me. And if the first thing i said was, "I am married with a kid," That means Im not a least bit interested in you, even how handsome or irresistable you tink u are. Face facts: You're not. And give up tryin. Fuck you guys and fuck you bitches. Im livin in a World of Lies. Hypocritical is not a type of justice i wanted to face.6- If you keep touchin me or huggin me and i always push you away, please stop lustin. I knoe wad you are tinkin. Guys are all the same. I've enough of manipulation of total bastards rite now.Im straightforward and short-tempered but i dun believe in revenge.So dun test my limited patience. If you tink girls meant yes when she said no, you better tink again when i come into the picture. I really meant every werd i say. So fuck off.7- If you underaged girls wanted to get in a pretty high-life, well-known, high-profile clubs like Devil's Bar or ChinaBlack and you cant get in, please dont slut around the bouncers. I thought its cool to see girls flirtin' wif the bouncers just to get in. But when I see one, it's disgusting and ridiculous. Please stop. Its pathetic. Kids. Please dun club. You Are An Insult.Okay so there are 7 pretty low factors these few weeks that i published..i have more but it'll take up 10 pages so i'll just to highlight a few stuffs since controversy always make up a story. Am I right? I am not tryin to becum Queen of The Club but excuse me, i werk in a club. I saw every disgustin details you clubbers dont. I overviewed every scene while werkin.I got fucked by you stupid clubbers juz for the price of the drink I never make up.I got offers from you fuckin' clubbers that i dun wanna listen.I hate clubbin.Now dat i noe only fuckers clubs.
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