vicious cycle
man...
the SECOND i get a morning job,
i SWEAR TO GOD
that
I WILL NEVER WORK in a nightlife industry EVER AGAIN
i mean unless its a part-time job for extra cash
LOOK AT THE DAMN TIME
its depleting my early sleep
and im still wide awake at 2.30 AM
dis isnt good..
dis is bad!
so bad..
i hate nightlife! it sucks!
...
oh and btw
if u're an American
and u happen to drop by my werkplace
and ask
"Do you have chips?"
to my face,
i
will
definitely
say,
NO
WE HAVE NO CHIPS DAMN IT
ITS FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
WE CALL IT FRIES HERE
fries are not chips
potato chips are chips!
i know it comes from the same source
but to hell im not accustom to CHIPS AS FRIES!!!
GET AN ENGLISH DICTIONARY
NOT AMERICAN DICTIONARY
im sorry
i dont hate Americans
but i didnt go to school and learn American English
suddenly LIFTS becomes ELEVATOR
and heck we dont call UNDERWEAR as SUSPENDERS!
or
SHOES as SNEAKERS
or
HANDPHONES as CELLPHONES
and got confuse if we should write ORGANISE or ORGANIZE
and our teachers said it doesnt matter
but
pointed out that maybe we should have the habit to use
British English spelling
because
the ENGLISH are marking our exam papers!
the point is
you come to our country
you jolly well make an effort
and use our language
because...
urm...
because...
IT FEELS MUCH BETTER IF YOU WOULD JUST SAY FRIES!!!!!!
this country is too much of the States already
and because of that Singapore isnt that 'unique' anymore
we're always the 'New York' of Singapore
or 'New York without the palm trees'
where's the sense or recognition
oh the little red dot is all that we've got?
please
its not even a compliment
its a vulnerable statement
dat reflects our fragility
we should just call ourselves an island part of the U.S. of A.
in
SOUTH-EAST ASIA
AND
TEACH SCHOOL KIDS THE WORDS CELLPHONES
OR BOOMBOX
OR CHIPS!
oh God
im losing it...
.....
i hate the news
i really hate it
mainly because its political
and i HATE politics
because politics make decisions for alot of people
and
it suck to be ordered around
and also
politics creates controversy
tell me
how does protests comes about?
is it because i sit my ass all day at home?
nope.its not.
does a country and watever it does have to revolve around the government and its politics?
nothing is in the news other than politics
dats why i DONT watch the news or read the paper
and excuse me,
THAT doesnt affect my English AT ALL
the television and the papers are abusive of our social AND academic life.
you know wad?
whatever.
oh yeah just to enlightened myself and really calm my nerves, here's one:
oh man not another hot British-American.
you know
ppl always say cute and handsome NEVER goes together
but this guy here
lives to prove the statement WRONG
whoever come up with that stupid clinche,
gotta kill this hottie!
and
im DEFINITELY calmed!
the SECOND i get a morning job,
i SWEAR TO GOD
that
I WILL NEVER WORK in a nightlife industry EVER AGAIN
i mean unless its a part-time job for extra cash
LOOK AT THE DAMN TIME
its depleting my early sleep
and im still wide awake at 2.30 AM
dis isnt good..
dis is bad!
so bad..
i hate nightlife! it sucks!
...
oh and btw
if u're an American
and u happen to drop by my werkplace
and ask
"Do you have chips?"
to my face,
i
will
definitely
say,
NO
WE HAVE NO CHIPS DAMN IT
ITS FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
WE CALL IT FRIES HERE
fries are not chips
potato chips are chips!
i know it comes from the same source
but to hell im not accustom to CHIPS AS FRIES!!!
GET AN ENGLISH DICTIONARY
NOT AMERICAN DICTIONARY
im sorry
i dont hate Americans
but i didnt go to school and learn American English
suddenly LIFTS becomes ELEVATOR
and heck we dont call UNDERWEAR as SUSPENDERS!
or
SHOES as SNEAKERS
or
HANDPHONES as CELLPHONES
and got confuse if we should write ORGANISE or ORGANIZE
and our teachers said it doesnt matter
but
pointed out that maybe we should have the habit to use
British English spelling
because
the ENGLISH are marking our exam papers!
the point is
you come to our country
you jolly well make an effort
and use our language
because...
urm...
because...
IT FEELS MUCH BETTER IF YOU WOULD JUST SAY FRIES!!!!!!
this country is too much of the States already
and because of that Singapore isnt that 'unique' anymore
we're always the 'New York' of Singapore
or 'New York without the palm trees'
where's the sense or recognition
oh the little red dot is all that we've got?
please
its not even a compliment
its a vulnerable statement
dat reflects our fragility
we should just call ourselves an island part of the U.S. of A.
in
SOUTH-EAST ASIA
AND
TEACH SCHOOL KIDS THE WORDS CELLPHONES
OR BOOMBOX
OR CHIPS!
oh God
im losing it...
.....
i hate the news
i really hate it
mainly because its political
and i HATE politics
because politics make decisions for alot of people
and
it suck to be ordered around
and also
politics creates controversy
tell me
how does protests comes about?
is it because i sit my ass all day at home?
nope.its not.
does a country and watever it does have to revolve around the government and its politics?
nothing is in the news other than politics
dats why i DONT watch the news or read the paper
and excuse me,
THAT doesnt affect my English AT ALL
the television and the papers are abusive of our social AND academic life.
you know wad?
whatever.
oh yeah just to enlightened myself and really calm my nerves, here's one:
oh man not another hot British-American.
you know
ppl always say cute and handsome NEVER goes together
but this guy here
lives to prove the statement WRONG
whoever come up with that stupid clinche,
gotta kill this hottie!
and
im DEFINITELY calmed!
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