the day has come
oooh yea
it was...
boring with the capital B
told ya i hate big days
...
hows ur halloween?
was it great?
mine was perpectually boring too
stupid marketing dont do their homework
no adverts
no SMS reminders
no customer calls
no publicity
the pathetic place is beginning to lose its business
and
the office people arent helpin either
wad a load of lazy bulls
Halloween in Rouge was boring
last year was more happening
yea i noe wads happening
marketing execs planned a month to
figure out costumes to wear
for the superiors
for wad?
if there's NO customers to party with?
oh whatever
i dressed up
as
a dead army officer
in Rouge's crap theme of Dungeon of Pain
i got my face made up so gore
dat u don dare to even look at me
thanks to the
School Of Make-up
who made my face like I've been slashed by Samurai sword
they used wax
difficult to smile
but after a load of facial expression,
the wax peeled off
so it was quite irritating
i washed my face halfway thru the nite
i will upload my gory face when i haf the chance to upload it
wooo
i received ALOT of stares
and
"EWWWWW!"
and
"OhMYGOSH!"
and
"Ooh..BLOODY!"
and some laughters too
and i shot back at them that
it wasnt suppose to be funny.
nightlife photographer came up to me
and asked,
"Can I take a picture of you?''
Why not?
i made a 'Lu-Sapa' face wif that scar of mine
and
it was cool
hope he load it up on the Net
so i cud grab it
hehe
SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN
and
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
p.s: oh yea someone asked me out last night. my dare is if i choose to accept it.
well.. it wasnt the first time he asked me and i always changed the subject.dun trust good-looking guys.they're bastards.
21:11
im gettin outta here!
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i am so waiting
for the day
my sister will be getting married
dat was 2 years ago
and im still waiting
but
updates from my mom
that
we wont be hearing wedding bells
for a long while now
WTF!
hell no! i've waited 2 years!
she gotta get the hell out of this house!
FAST!
or i will.
i tink
i'll go get married first.
and get the fuck out of the house
early.
04:14
tomorrow is CRAP day
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yeah
today will be
the last day
to sahur
and buke
and tomorrow's public holiday
is
CRAP day
1. my house still has alot to be done
2. my room...i havent done anything yet
3. i havent bought the table runners
4. i havent split my money into $2 notes
this comes once every year
and
i hate
festivities.
01:41
_ _ _ _ _ _
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i am looking for a 2nd job
to fill up
the time
and
space
that you left blank
trust nobody with ur life
...
i hate you
everyday i hogged the computer
and logged on to youtube
(Hail! youtube)
and watched That 70s show
so that i could get
enough doses of laughs
every single day
so
fuck you
for that
...
you are depressing
04:58
THE USED
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yes
Fifie just got back from
the great L.A.
the good thing is
he got what i wanted
something u wont get from Singapore
or anywhere in Asia
haha..
man..
Tuesday nights SUCKS
must see tuesday MY ASS
lame-ass show
bunch of KAROTS
i got to work every Tuesday nights
or
i sit my ass ALL FREAKING DAY
trying to avoid
crappy local shows
just
STUPID
STUPID
STUPID
.....
i just hate it
when
people LIVE off me
no blood relation or whatsoever
just
wait
for
me
to
come
up
with
the
money
F
U
C
K
Y
O
U
!
this hurts man
im so used
i have a reason
to avoid meeting you
too much
this is the 1st time
in the long run
that
i have to pay double for my meals
please
dont hesistate to fuckin open your wallet
and
come out your own shit
for
your stomach
please
im begging you
unlike you, i haf to pay for the bills
unlike you, my parents dont give me allowances
unlike you, i haf to give my parents money every month
so please
dun make me
feed another mouth
i took out $10
doesnt mean
im paying for you
haf the decency to pay me wads yours
dammit.
.....
i need something average
someone please just give me
.....
oh hey
i have a new year resolution
TO DIE
OR
RUN AWAY
20:45
oh happy days!
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i am bored with...
- the place i werk
- the pay i get
- the people i see
- the things i do...and dont do
- the waiting for _ _ _ _ _ _
- LIFE
well...
you are nothing more but a line in this post
ok
i forgot how tiring it is to do bar and cashier at the same time
its been a long time man...
since i do bar
and well..it knocked me out good
didnt have much of a sleep
and
had to wake up at 10 in the morning
and off to work at Outdoors
the weather was such a bastard
feeling sleepy didnt help the humid either
got my hour break
and since im fasting,
i took advantage of my whole hour by
sleeping
in the locker room
damn Dj played the records too fuckin loud
went home and crashed
oh!
look at the time!
will be meeting sab in 7 hours
to send my little darling, Haillie
to Polyclinic for a short jab
cant wait to see Sab
and Ida
and that little insect (wad my bro called Haillie haha!)
oh and in less than 18hours, somebody is going to turn 19!!
who?
who?
who?
Fifie flew off again along with his mom this time
to
L.A.
because
somebody is getting married there
i wonder who sey
who is the lucky couple who wed in the States?!!
so fuckin lucky
i wish im dat lucky
eh whatever la!
haha
oh!
and i've asked my dear Fifie
to get me
VS body spray if its possible
i dont know if he dared to go into a lingerie shop
just to get me that body spray i wanted
he said he will
but let's see if he has the guts just as he stood infront of the shop
fingers crossed!!
05:44
vicious cycle
man...
the SECOND i get a morning job,
i SWEAR TO GOD
that
I WILL NEVER WORK in a nightlife industry EVER AGAIN
i mean unless its a part-time job for extra cash
LOOK AT THE DAMN TIME
its depleting my early sleep
and im still wide awake at 2.30 AM
dis isnt good..
dis is bad!
so bad..
i hate nightlife! it sucks!
...
oh and btw
if u're an American
and u happen to drop by my werkplace
and ask
"Do you have chips?"
to my face,
i
will
definitely
say,
NO
WE HAVE NO CHIPS DAMN IT
ITS FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
WE CALL IT FRIES HERE
fries are not chips
potato chips are chips!
i know it comes from the same source
but to hell im not accustom to CHIPS AS FRIES!!!
GET AN ENGLISH DICTIONARY
NOT AMERICAN DICTIONARY
im sorry
i dont hate Americans
but i didnt go to school and learn American English
suddenly LIFTS becomes ELEVATOR
and heck we dont call UNDERWEAR as SUSPENDERS!
or
SHOES as SNEAKERS
or
HANDPHONES as CELLPHONES
and got confuse if we should write ORGANISE or ORGANIZE
and our teachers said it doesnt matter
but
pointed out that maybe we should have the habit to use
British English spelling
because
the ENGLISH are marking our exam papers!
the point is
you come to our country
you jolly well make an effort
and use our language
because...
urm...
because...
IT FEELS MUCH BETTER IF YOU WOULD JUST SAY FRIES!!!!!!
this country is too much of the States already
and because of that Singapore isnt that 'unique' anymore
we're always the 'New York' of Singapore
or 'New York without the palm trees'
where's the sense or recognition
oh the little red dot is all that we've got?
please
its not even a compliment
its a vulnerable statement
dat reflects our fragility
we should just call ourselves an island part of the U.S. of A.
in
SOUTH-EAST ASIA
AND
TEACH SCHOOL KIDS THE WORDS CELLPHONES
OR BOOMBOX
OR CHIPS!
oh God
im losing it...
.....
i hate the news
i really hate it
mainly because its political
and i HATE politics
because politics make decisions for alot of people
and
it suck to be ordered around
and also
politics creates controversy
tell me
how does protests comes about?
is it because i sit my ass all day at home?
nope.its not.
does a country and watever it does have to revolve around the government and its politics?
nothing is in the news other than politics
dats why i DONT watch the news or read the paper
and excuse me,
THAT doesnt affect my English AT ALL
the television and the papers are abusive of our social AND academic life.
you know wad?
whatever.
oh yeah just to enlightened myself and really calm my nerves, here's one:
oh man not another hot British-American.
you know
ppl always say cute and handsome NEVER goes together
but this guy here
lives to prove the statement WRONG
whoever come up with that stupid clinche,
gotta kill this hottie!
and
im DEFINITELY calmed!
the SECOND i get a morning job,
i SWEAR TO GOD
that
I WILL NEVER WORK in a nightlife industry EVER AGAIN
i mean unless its a part-time job for extra cash
LOOK AT THE DAMN TIME
its depleting my early sleep
and im still wide awake at 2.30 AM
dis isnt good..
dis is bad!
so bad..
i hate nightlife! it sucks!
...
oh and btw
if u're an American
and u happen to drop by my werkplace
and ask
"Do you have chips?"
to my face,
i
will
definitely
say,
NO
WE HAVE NO CHIPS DAMN IT
ITS FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
FRIES
WE CALL IT FRIES HERE
fries are not chips
potato chips are chips!
i know it comes from the same source
but to hell im not accustom to CHIPS AS FRIES!!!
GET AN ENGLISH DICTIONARY
NOT AMERICAN DICTIONARY
im sorry
i dont hate Americans
but i didnt go to school and learn American English
suddenly LIFTS becomes ELEVATOR
and heck we dont call UNDERWEAR as SUSPENDERS!
or
SHOES as SNEAKERS
or
HANDPHONES as CELLPHONES
and got confuse if we should write ORGANISE or ORGANIZE
and our teachers said it doesnt matter
but
pointed out that maybe we should have the habit to use
British English spelling
because
the ENGLISH are marking our exam papers!
the point is
you come to our country
you jolly well make an effort
and use our language
because...
urm...
because...
IT FEELS MUCH BETTER IF YOU WOULD JUST SAY FRIES!!!!!!
this country is too much of the States already
and because of that Singapore isnt that 'unique' anymore
we're always the 'New York' of Singapore
or 'New York without the palm trees'
where's the sense or recognition
oh the little red dot is all that we've got?
please
its not even a compliment
its a vulnerable statement
dat reflects our fragility
we should just call ourselves an island part of the U.S. of A.
in
SOUTH-EAST ASIA
AND
TEACH SCHOOL KIDS THE WORDS CELLPHONES
OR BOOMBOX
OR CHIPS!
oh God
im losing it...
.....
i hate the news
i really hate it
mainly because its political
and i HATE politics
because politics make decisions for alot of people
and
it suck to be ordered around
and also
politics creates controversy
tell me
how does protests comes about?
is it because i sit my ass all day at home?
nope.its not.
does a country and watever it does have to revolve around the government and its politics?
nothing is in the news other than politics
dats why i DONT watch the news or read the paper
and excuse me,
THAT doesnt affect my English AT ALL
the television and the papers are abusive of our social AND academic life.
you know wad?
whatever.
oh yeah just to enlightened myself and really calm my nerves, here's one:
oh man not another hot British-American.
you know
ppl always say cute and handsome NEVER goes together
but this guy here
lives to prove the statement WRONG
whoever come up with that stupid clinche,
gotta kill this hottie!
and
im DEFINITELY calmed!
02:33
